Women Answer ‘What Goes Through Your Head While Giving A Blowjob?’

So i have been reading around the web and found this great post  by Christine Stockton she went through the over 1300 individual responses over on Ask Reddit Question on “What Goes Through Your Head While Giving A Blowjob?” and picked out her top 50 i thought I’d share my favorite 13 (was trying to do 10 but got carried away they are great 🙂 ).

renegadejourno:

• “Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t- “
• Almost vomits
• “Dammit.”

StarHeavenside:

• “C’mon n moan… Moan. Moan. Moan dammit!” “Does he even like this or is he just gonna bite his lips…” “My jaws going… the cheeks… ow… I should use the shakeweight more…” “When is it enough. When is it ENOUGH?!” “MMM. yes. The moans. I like it…. Yes. Omg he’s playing with my hair…”

CheezyBurritos:

• “Hope my jaw doesn’t hurt after this.”
• “Ew, my hair is getting in the way.”
• “Is he close yet? My jaw is starting to bother me.”
• “I think I’m smiling too much, too excited about getting laid after this.”
• “Is what I’m doing turning him on?”
• “Good he doesn’t stink down there/Ugh.. ball sweat smell”
• Other thoughts about daily things I need to get done too.. Really should try and think sexual thoughts when I’m doing the deed. I probably wouldn’t feel jaw pain if I was turned on lol.

gwenniegrrl:

• “Don’t put your finger in his butt, don’t put your finger in his butt, don’t put your finger in his butt.”

dginmc:

• I count. I know he’ll blow his load between 150-175. If we get above 200 he’s spanked it that day. I count strokes. Not time.

suddenlysomnolent:

• “Oh, yeah motherfucker. I’m gonna suck you till you drop. Make the sound you do when you’re cumming. This shit better not taste like dish soap like it did last time, or I’ma let it drool down my chin instead of swallowing. Bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Here, I’ma deep throat cuz I know you like it when I gag. That’s right, you fuckin bitch. Blow that load! Yeah!”
• Then we cuddle. He doesn’t realize that I’m dominating him in my mind and I’m sure he wouldn’t care. Makes me feel like a badass anyway.

thermospolice:

• Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive.

Jevia:

• “Does he like it? He’s not reacting, he seems bored. :(“

mpaige1987:

• Mostly it’s “Don’t scrape your teeth! Be careful! How stupid do I look right now? Why do you care? He’s getting his dick sucked he doesn’t care how stupid you look!! Fucking Jaw! work through it! Keep going! He’s about to cum! YES!!! Hell yeah I made that shit happen!

barnhartj:

• “Would he be offended if I licked his ass? I really wanna lick his ass… Hmm, probably shouldn’t, but I want to.”

PikaPi513:

• “Ok let’s try to deep throat this time” tries “nope, not this time” “Balls are my favorite part, why can’t he just like that?” “Is he close yet?” “My jaw is hurting”

Maternitus:

• Just like as a man eating pussy: “For fuck’s sake, get an orgasm, already!”

Sammysomeone:

• “This is going to be so much fun, I’m going to give the best blowjob ever.”
• “Ugh my mouth is already hurting for being open for so long, this blows.”
• “Now my arm hurts for propping myself up, why can’t this be easier.”
• “Two hands, here we go.”
• “I want to deep throat him more but I’m scared I might puke. Why.”
• “Jaw clenching, oh god. Time for the hands again.”
• “I hope I don’t look like some sort of demon when I look up at him like this.”
• “Is it sexy when I smile when I come up?”
• “augh augh augh”(I start mimicking the noises I make at some point. Don’t judge me.”
• “Oh god, here it comes!”
• “Try to be sexy and swallow it. Swallow it. UGH THIS TASTES SO BAD GAG GAG GAG.”